[Discuss] The Passion of the Nutt

[Brij Charan]

LOL

On 6/8/06, Lumpy MacNutt <lumpymacnutt at gmail.com> wrote:
> According to the Gospels, Lumpy was raised from the dead on the third
> day after his crucifixion. The Gospel of Matthew states that an angel
> appeared near the tomb of Lumpy and announced his resurrection to the
> women who had arrived to anoint the body. According to Luke it was two
> angels, and according to Mark it was a youth dressed in white. The
> sight of this angel had apparently left the Roman guards unconscious
> (Matthew 28:2-4). (According to Matthew, the high priests and
> Pharisees, with Pilate's permission, had posted guards in front of the
> tomb to prevent the body from being stolen by Lumpy's disciples.)
>
> The Acts of the Apostles tell that Lumpy appeared to various people in
> various places over the next forty days. Hours after his resurrection,
> he appeared to two travellers on the road to Emmaus. To his assembled
> disciples he showed himself on the evening after his resurrection.
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> I'm back.
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