[Discuss] The Passion of the Nutt

[Lumpy MacNutt]

According to the Gospels, Lumpy was raised from the dead on the third
day after his crucifixion. The Gospel of Matthew states that an angel
appeared near the tomb of Lumpy and announced his resurrection to the
women who had arrived to anoint the body. According to Luke it was two
angels, and according to Mark it was a youth dressed in white. The
sight of this angel had apparently left the Roman guards unconscious
(Matthew 28:2-4). (According to Matthew, the high priests and
Pharisees, with Pilate's permission, had posted guards in front of the
tomb to prevent the body from being stolen by Lumpy's disciples.)

The Acts of the Apostles tell that Lumpy appeared to various people in
various places over the next forty days. Hours after his resurrection,
he appeared to two travellers on the road to Emmaus. To his assembled
disciples he showed himself on the evening after his resurrection.




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